Tim Burton style.
YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT LOOK AT YOUR FEETS
Stop oh my god noooooo my heart
clean possum feeties!
Why are possums always screaming
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago